It's My Party
by Kathleen Wilson


Microsoft head Bill Gates is getting involved in the music industry. Or his nose is, anyway. Former MK Ultra singer John Vanderslice has been threatened with legal action if his song "Bill Gates Must Die" does not disappear. The song is the story of a guy who blames his addiction to Internet porn on Gates, and includes the lines: "Teeny tiny little teens/Keep pouring out of my machine.... Someone made this inevitable/So for bringing me here Bill Gates must die." Vanderslice isn't afraid of the mighty one's legal team, however, and plans to release the song on his forthcoming album, which should be in stores early next year.

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